the second-elevator-press

Am I the only one that gets sort of insulted when you’re waiting for the elevator (having already pressed the down-button) and then someone else comes by, and even though it’s clear the button’s been pressed (it has a red tint) they still press it again! They tap it quickly as if they’re saying, [...]

my balls dreams

So this is pretty hard for me but, here goes nothing. Ok um. I’ve had two “balls dreams” in my life. Firstly, what’s a balls dream? (valid question) Well, a balls dream, as I see it, is when you’re dreaming, and you’re with someone (a female friend, your mom), someone [...]

play of the week #1 (so far…)

So here’s what we have so far, it’s crazy-town, for sure…
Francine: Ok Miffy, just, cool down there, I mean, there’s surgery, there’s always that, but there’s also, um, life beyond the whole this here and now, you know what I mean?
Miffy: How can you say cool down? I look like a used condom
Francine: You do [...]

play of the week #1

This may be lame, but let’s try it perhaps. I’ll, each week, or maybe just this week if it doesn’t go well, start off with some character saying a line, or maybe a stage direction, or a location if it’s a screenplay, and you reply with the next line – and then I’ll post [...]

weird-dream-problem

Lately, yeah, I’ve had this weird dream problem where – ok, I’m dreaming about something normal, walking down the street or whatnot, but as soon as my dreams start to skew off into the fantastical, for example, I’m walking down the street and suddenly encounter a giant flying yarnball asking me directions to the nearest [...]