not-so-quick-funny

Woody at 31 (1967)…

just warbling (blah)

yeah, so i guess sort of the other day I was just blahing around (whatever), thinking about blah, minding my blahs and q’s or maybe my p’s and blahs, not entirely sure, and I guess perhaps at some point, this nondescript character, um, he comes up to me, his face and hair were both [...]

quick-music-funny

1-800-Margarita

I was thinking about writing some slightly-culturally-insensitive post about those subway ads for Trolman, Glaser, and Lichtman, you know that law firm which specializes in representing Latinos and that has the phone number, 1-800-Margarita (not to be confused with 1-800-Tequila). I was gonna write something perhaps-ill-advised like, “Why isn’t the number 1-800-pinatas?” or “1-800-julioiglesias.” [...]

return of the san-jose-sharks-guy

Revelation!
Not sure if you heard (how could you have not?), but the aforementioned San-Jose-Sharks-Jacket-Guy, who has been MIA for a good 6-7 months, today miraculously reappeared along my morning-commute-route, only now he’s wearing a NY Rangers jacket!
He looks about the same he did months and months ago, with a thick, long-white beard, perhaps he’s [...]

quick-music

‘Barn Owl/Night Killer’ by Sufjan Stevens

We saw him at BAM last friday and he played this song, dressed as a bird, it was fun…