2-awkward-interactions

First one happened about a week ago: Ricky and I were coming home and there was a Latino-delivery-guy waiting outside our place. He asked if we ordered food, and we were like, “No, but we’ll let you in,” he thanked us. “Must be the girls upstairs that ordered,” one of us said. [...]

spam-poetry

so the duder site keeps getting comment-spammed (what can you do?) but I noticed that some of them are slight-works-of-art, for example:
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