haiku mondays

I knew this guy who
had acid-reflux so bad
he shat out his mouth
*About this poem: This poem is entirely false. Entirely. I’ve never known any “guys” with “AR” – but I hope it goes without saying that I wish I did. Nonetheless, this disease is real and it hurts people, like every second. [...]

Did I just get rated out of 10?

So it was a lovely saturday in Fort Greene – 3 parts sunny, 2 parts nippy, but all parts pleasant – and I decide to take a stroll in the park, stopping briefly for my first iced coffee of the season. And when I enter said coffee shop, one male barista says to the [...]

George Does His Laundry

I just thought this was hilarious:

And I found it cause there’s a recent It’s Jerry Time about it, which is also pretty great.