Monthly Archives: May 2008
theresnoplacelikehomeandstuff
“Theresnoplacelikehomeandstuff” is what he said. But he said it—theresnoplacelikehomeandstuff—like it was all one word. And at first I was confused because it sounded like garbled nothing. I thought he was pulling on my chain. “What was that?” I yell after … Continue reading
hey, check out this new paranoia I just found
So lately I’m extremely wary of throwing away receipts of any kind in public garbage cans because what if someone finds one of my ATM receipts and somehow, you know, deflowers my credit score. I couldn’t handle that so I … Continue reading
Filed under crazy world, office
quick music
Neil Young performing Philadelphia. Eh, I’m still a sucker for this song, I’m not ashamed about it.
jake and amir
Wow, just found out about two things, sort of late, I know: 1) You can embed vimeo into wordpress 2) Jake and Amir (the web show)
Filed under vids
if i was a superhero
Oh, you know, if I was a superhero, I’d be The Hypochondriac, sporting a flashy-teal hospital gown and a bright white wristband that has all my information on it, all the while effortlessly rolling around that intravenous drip cart everywhere … Continue reading
Filed under fictiony, throwing it out there
oh yeah, I only really watch one tv show
I just realized that i always say this. I’m always like, “but yeah I hardly watch tv at all (snicker snicker), I really only watch one show, blah blah blah, ” and I’m usually talking about Lost, but it’s all … Continue reading
Filed under throwing it out there
just warbling (on the level)
Yeah he hasn’t been on the level in some time. “Wait, has he ever been on the level?” Whoa, you’re right. You’re so right it burns! Oww. It hurts. Your truth stings. But it also sings. I mean, yeah, of … Continue reading
Filed under warbling
hyperbole of choice
There’s this guy at work I talk to now and again, let’s call him Jake. And I noticed just the other day that Jake tends to evoke “gas chambers” quite a bit more than the average person just in normal … Continue reading
oh, the angry lady
So we were visiting the gorillas at the Bronx zoo. It was that amazing-weather-Saturday a few weeks ago that punctured a hole in the earlobe of Spring, which has since closed up, of course. And since the sun was doing … Continue reading
Filed under anecdotes, crazy world, monkeys, Uncategorized
