As far as I can tell, there isn’t anyone disabled that works on my office floor, yet I understand, of course, at any minute, one could pop up out of thin air. You know, POOF, “Oh, hi nice to meet you,” I would offer politely, maintaining eye contact obviously, making sure not to [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘bathroom stuff’
May 17, 2007
serious poll
Ok, on a scale of 1-10, how uncomfortable do you feel when taking a poo next to someone else in an adjacent stall? I’m really curious seriously, a lot depends on this.
(As for me, honestly, I have to say I’m probably a 9 or even a 10, yeah, which is pretty embarrassing. You [...]
March 12, 2007
electric-toothbrush-recharge
Oh you’ve gotta love the first brush after you put new batteries into your electric toothbrush, you just have to, I mean, for crying out loud, it’s so powerful, so soothing and surprising, cause you forgot just how fast those bristles are supposed to move. Everyday since you last put batteries in, the brush [...]
February 22, 2007
simulated-vomit-wow
Is it just me or did we like turn our heads for one minute and all of a sudden they’re really great at simulating vomit in movies and on tv? I mean, wow, it just comes out of nowhere and there’s a lot of it and the actor really looks like he’s gagging, and [...]
February 19, 2007
new-bathroom-routine
This is probably pretty common, but I find that when I go to a new restuarant I try make sure to go to their restroom, just cause I find the layout of bathrooms interesting (aren’t I really eclectic?). You know, what do they have on the walls to look at while you pee, where’s [...]
February 13, 2007
why-button-fly?
It’s become sort of a mantra for me, a motto, why-button-fly; it has a nice ring to it I suppose, and it just popped in my mind one day as I was at some urinal. I had to pee pretty badly (it’s been said I have a small bladder) but when I went down [...]
