Category Archives: throwing it out there
sleep is weird
Yeah, so what? It’s a cliche, “sleep is weird,” but who cares, it’s true and you know it! Sleep is so trusted, so hard-wired, and rarely questioned. So consider this buck stopping, at least momentarily, to at least introduce the … Continue reading
Filed under crazy world, dreams, throwing it out there
if i was a superhero
Oh, you know, if I was a superhero, I’d be The Hypochondriac, sporting a flashy-teal hospital gown and a bright white wristband that has all my information on it, all the while effortlessly rolling around that intravenous drip cart everywhere … Continue reading
Filed under fictiony, throwing it out there
oh yeah, I only really watch one tv show
I just realized that i always say this. I’m always like, “but yeah I hardly watch tv at all (snicker snicker), I really only watch one show, blah blah blah, ” and I’m usually talking about Lost, but it’s all … Continue reading
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what’s your favorite subway euphemism?
Now don’t get me wrong. The NYC subway system is a pretty miraculous thing. But like any public, crowded, aging great-work, it can be irksome, particularly when it stops mid-tunnel and the engineer comes on the loudspeaker to give us … Continue reading
Filed under crazy world, subway, throwing it out there
just warbling… (heck yeah)
Um. Lard is pretty funny. But butter, ehhh, you know, it could be funnier. And. Acorns. Yeah. They’re not the funniest either, to be perfectly honest. But pine cones. Yeoow! For some reason, they’re pretty darn, they’re just, they’ll make … Continue reading
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handicapped-bathroom guilt
As far as I can tell, there isn’t anyone disabled that works on my office floor, yet I understand, of course, at any minute, one could pop up out of thin air. You know, POOF, “Oh, hi nice to meet … Continue reading
Filed under bathroom stuff, office, throwing it out there
stuck behind the defeated’s
So we’ve already established that I’m a two-stepper, which makes it even worse when I’m stuck behind “a defeated,” or one who walks super slowly up the stairs because he/she has given up on life (for one reason or another), … Continue reading
Filed under crazy world, etiquette, ideas, throwing it out there
Constantly Amazed Dpt.
This may be “old hat” but I’m still constantly amazed at the lengths that certain men go in public to let women (they think are attractive) know that they in fact think they’re attractive. For example, I was getting in … Continue reading
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non sequitur (open thread)
Only poor people use pay phones these days huh? (add you own non sequitur if you’d like – whatever pops in there) woo!
Filed under throwing it out there
the second-elevator-press
Am I the only one that gets sort of insulted when you’re waiting for the elevator (having already pressed the down-button) and then someone else comes by, and even though it’s clear the button’s been pressed (it has a red … Continue reading
Filed under etiquette, office, throwing it out there
