Disposable Clothes

Ok, bear with me. Some of my least favorite things to do in life revolve around clothes: buying clothes, picking out clothes in the morning, wearing dumb work clothes, washing my clothes, drying my clothes, spilling ketchup on my clothes, etc. So what I’m saying is, we should all wear disposable clothes (the Earth just shook, I think). Ok, so in the morning, you put on your disposable outfit, nothing flashy, it’s probably gray, all one piece of course, comfortable yet practical, just thick enough to protect you from the elements, etc. And then, when the day’s over, you take off the outfit and you throw it away. You’re free. There’s no need for dressers that take up space and closets that get so messy you have to waste a Sunday to clean them out. Just, you throw them away. Better yet, you recycle the clothes. They get picked up every Wednesday (or Saturday if that’s easier) and taken to the neighborhood disposable clothes processing plant (which creates more jobs btw) and made into new disposable clothes. Yeah, basically there are no down sides that I can think of. They’d come in a box sort of like garbage bags, serve the same purpose that daily contact lenses do. Think of all the time we could save that could be spent curing diseases ot designing even more efficient disposable clothes. I’m just honestly loving the idea, aren’t you?
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5 responses to “Disposable Clothes

  1. oatmeal

    That just wouldn’t work.

  2. Yeah, why not? Stupid “cats” leaving stupid comments. Just. Yeah, just stupid all around. Stupid.

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  5. Patrick

    Damn, that sum kind of jean yes.

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